Hip-hop

Sage Francis:
'God's not a woman, he's a big white guy in the sky and the deserts are reflections of his eyes. He doesn't cry for us, butwhen he does it's 'cause he's drunk. God's not a woman. He's a bitch.'

The same man responsible for Makeshift Patriot, the only hip hop song I've ever loved.

Useful Phrases

If you ever wondered how to say, "You can drink milk with a cup, but you can't cut wood with a cat," in Romanian, this is the webpage for you.

Spam

Selected spam subjects from an email address I've had since high school and use anytime some random site requires a valid address.
Variations on a theme:
1. yo Dude, your schlong is really small
2. Why so small weenie man?
3. Never thought so small prick exists.
4. [re:] Size of John Holmes of Rocco Sifredi in a few days
5. why your sausage is so small?? ;-)
6. why so small meat man?
7. yo sir, your member is really small
8. [re:] size of your sausage!
9. Girls prefer real things, not toothpicks

You-neek You-nork

Ever wondered if other people have your name? This website will check, at least within the United States. It claims there is 1 of me, 67 and 108 of my roommates, 0 of my boyfriend, and 0 of a number of my friends who have unlikely or more recently imported last names, each of which generates 1,000-500,000 results with Google. My own last name gets 10,800 google results...